How About This Instead?

Abby: I don’t like your blog layout. It’s hard to read.
Me: I was trying to keep it simple.
Abby: It’s hard to read.
Me: Thanks.

I Say You’re Already There

Abby: I’m planning a mental trip.

Me: (Staring blankly).

Abby: Wait. I’m mentally planning a trip.

Me: Ah.