Do They Even Give Coupons for Bologna?

Abby (Clipping coupons with her wonderful husband): And, I don't want any (coupons) for sausage or bologna, either.
Me: We need to start eating bologna.
Abby: Why do we need to start eating bologna?
Me: Our girls would eat it.
Abby: Our girls would NOT eat bologna.
Me: People eat bologna.
Abby: It's 2010.  People do NOT eat bologna.
Me: People eat bologna.

The Importance of a Healthy Breakfast

Annie: Can I have a brownie for breakfast?

Me: No, brownies are not good for breakfast.  Eat the cinnamon roll I made for you.