I'm beginning to wonder if I was mistaken in offering a prime bidding opportunity in this forum, as no one has yet stepped up to snag my one-of-a-kind, once-edible marvel. So, I must sweeten the deal (pun absolutely intended). To he or she who places the winning bid for the Kauai-shaped bran flake, I will throw in a mini wheat which is shaped like Colorado, and a mutant Lucky Charm marshmallow clover that bears a remarkable resemblance to Kramer from Seinfeld.
Plus, free shipping to Colorado and Hawaii.
Saturday, March 22, 2008
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Would you be willing to make a trade? I have an oatmeal cookie that bears a striking resemblance to Aaron Neville's facial mole. Would be willing to part with it for the Colorado piece, which would complete my "mountain state" collection.
Patrick
p.s. - yes, the hair is included.
You've got a deal! It will fit nicely into my American Soul Food Collection. I'll even throw in a chow mein noodle which looks exactly like the northern leg of the Appalachian Trail (with mile markers).
Shoot. I already have the Appalachian Trail Northern Leg Series noodle. But, I guess I could start a collection for Bobby. He typically collects chewing gum in the shape the minor prophets, but a new collection may be good for him. He got burned on a bad Hosea deal.
Still...Deal on! Let's do lunch and we can exchange items.
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